Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”
i am an adolescent elephant
If you do not need an emo teenaged elephant on your blog, you are running the wrong type of blog.
the mom is like “Christopher, please, christopher the neighbors are staring, il buy you the ps3 just, chris, FOR CHRISTS SAKE CHRIS GET UP”
one with the teenaged elephant
i feel u lil guy
i wonder what he did
Well, books are the best weapons in the world, so…
You’ve been blogging for a while. Let’s stretch your necks!
To the left
Now to the right…
And back to your right
And now one last time, you can do it…
And now the right again
i accidentally made this gif too fast but i think it made my day because ive been laughing for 10 minutes
me on my way to steal yo man
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Pooh has just shoved the equivalent of his own internal organs back into his body like it was no big deal.
No bothers were given that day.
No bothers given.
reblog every fucking time
So it turns out that every Homestuck song ever fits properly with the chord progression of MeGaLoVaNiA. And then this happened.
someone discovered my secret
fuck i love this
Even if you like them tell me why
Fuck all pop artists. *Listens to Slayer*
what this made me realise is that helen’s certainty implies that dash and violet were both showing signs of their powers as infants and that is the funniest thing i have ever thought of in my life because one has super speed and one turns invisible can you picture first-time parents trying to deal with a baby that sometimes fucking disappears
GIVE AWAY TIME!
I never did any giveaways before, even when I hit 413 Followers, and so I guess I am doing it now since I just hit 700
~What You Can Win~
1 Container of Any Color Snazzaroo
40$ To Spend at Topatoco or WhatPumpkin
1 Pair of Contacts from 4Eyes
Any Wig from Anywhere as Long at it is Under 30 Bucks
I Will Order You Pizza From Anywhere You Want
I Will Make You Any Pair of Horns You Want
1 Piece of Full Art (2 Characters Max. I will draw ANYTHING)
A Marissa and Haruko Plushie Because I No Longer Want Them
You dont have to be following me BUT you will get something extra from me if you do
1 Reblog, 1 Like
I WILL USE A RANDOMIZER TO PICK THE WINNER
THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS ON AUGUST 21
So my kitten decided to sit on my pile of candy and now every time someone comes near it she hisses and tries to claw them, kitten I just want candy, stop it.
this little shit even posed for the fucking picture
She is the dragon guarding her horde of treasure. Fear her.
This English bull-rat has blatantly stolen Miley’s fahion choices.
Long hair and plaid shirt. I know this British- basically-unkown-actress is POOR but having to steal and COPY Miley’s style is just rude. What is it with the English Why does she have to copy MILEY the queen of fashion. She won many fashion awards, has Karen won anything? NO.
This is just absolutely REPULSIVE that this woman has to steal fashion styles from Miley. tut tut tut…. I am.. I have no words. GO AWAY YOU FAT GIRL.
that Scottish beauty would not be too pleased at you calling her English tbh but
WOAH WOAH WOAH, LONG HAIR AND A PLAID SHIRT
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT SAMMY UR COPYIN MILEY
rEBLOGGING FOR SAMMY
why can’t i find a ‘this better be fucking sarcasm’ gif when i need one?
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????
IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP
THE MILK ONE. IM CRYING SO HARD.
CAN’T THE ONE WITH THE MICROWAVE JUST TAKE OUT THE OTHER PLATE ???
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